Sunday, February 13, 2011

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Koreanischlerner-Typologie

Der Englischlehrer: stellt schon mal ein positiv selektiertes Sample der Spezies dar, da er sich überhaupt in einen Sprachkurs begibt und sich nicht mit Koreanisch aus "Fun, Fast and Easy Korean for English Speakers" und vergleichbaren Werken oder "Making Out in Korean" zufriedengibt. Das ist ein Phrasebook, das allerdings nur die richtig wichtigen Sätze wie "Mach das Licht aus", "Ist das dein erstes Mal?", "Wissen deine Eltern von mir?" oder "Laß uns heiraten" enthält. Nervt meist trotzdem, auch die Nachbarn aus Kanada, aufgrund amerikanischer Aussprache/Vergewaltigung der wehrlosen koreanischen Sprache und/oder völliger Abwesenheit von Manieren in Kombination mit dem landestypischen "sense of entitlement".


Danke an chinancient.com für das Bild!
Der Nerd: gerne (ehemaliger) Studierender der Sinologie/Japanologie oder emeritierter Philosophieprofessor. Amüsiert sich in seiner Freizeit mit dem Erlernen klassischer koreanischer Musikinstrumente, die kein Koreaner spielt, weil's uncool ist, dem Malen der Vier Freunde (ehm, What are the names because in German?) in ink or reading books on the aesthetics of hanok (traditional Korean houses). Annoying teachers and fellow students, and cheered me with questions about the corresponding Chinese character or based on it matching proverbs. This is about the same as if you in German class intermediate at the Goethe Institut right after the Latin quotations à la "per aspera ad astra "instead of" only the tough get into the garden, asking "would. Should a team name in competitions in the Classroom " Turtle Ship" and similar before.

The Kyopo (Koreano-mostly Americans): far, I only had two of them (both male) in my classes and I'm not too sad about it. Both speak Nuscheler and for me lack of contact with this age group difficult to understand Ajeossi (middle-aged men), Korean, probably like dad at home in America. The younger of the two spent otherwise his time trying to get into pubs fights and in the classroom to indicate his side job as a bartender in Sinchon pursue less cool establishments or going on blind dates with 10 year older women who are then on the date Jägermeister the edge type. Otherwise, he drinks too happy itself (the older of the two is nice and unobtrusive).

The Orientals: know three times as many words as the rest of the class, all of grammar patterns knows by heart, writes error-free Korean texts, but, unfortunately, speaks in class, and so much more.

The object of desire (Rain)

The Hallyu Fan: usually female, is often but not exclusively, from Southeast Asia and came with a grant from the Korean government to acquire language or study of subjects such as "Korean History" in the country. Knows all the Kpop hits by heart, this could also phonetically sing even before she spoke a word Korean and of course, dominates the associated dances. Knows, thanks to the non-selective use of historical television dramas like "Jewel in the Palace" is also good in selective topics of Korean history as shown on TV. Secretly dreams of marrying after the successful completion of Level 6 of the enactment of a language course in Korean royal wedding in Hanbok Rain, Se7en, or any other Hallyustar.

Well, and in between I sit, watch drama (sometimes), learning Korean traditional musical instruments, which plays no Koreans, including some phonetic Kpop hits sing (what makes the college professor has swirled that the Koreans as such has after all a certain penchant for gossip), but no words, and probably the other students also go on our nerves * innocent look *. Average wait!

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